First year at college

Now how do I sum up my first year at college in half a thousand words? Is that humanly possible? Well…. A big NO…. and I am not going to venture to do anything like that!

“Brave are those who strive when victory is certain and the really brave are those who strive even when defeat is certain.” A quote that really ashamed me… Still I am fine with being just brave… There’s no way I can do it… no… No…NO…

Hey, I am not going to do it… don’t read any further… stop I say… Stop…STOP!

Okay, damn you people… still want to read?
Well then, your wish… I am going to attempt futilely to sum up my first year at college in half a thousand words! No… not 500 words from here onwards… this post has to be 500 words in toto! It’s an oath I have taken… don’t bother to ask me what, why, when, where, how!!!!! Am I irritating you? Well, you deserve it, don’t you? For venturing into the unknown! I told you I am not doing it… still you wanted to know just what I am going to do. Why I ask!

But first things first! Now it’s your duty and obligation (by ‘you’ I honour the brave who risked their safety, ventured into the unknown and decided to read on) to let those people who were timid enough not to read any further (after the 3 stops I intentionally put to filter out the cowardly) that I am not just brave but also really brave. Please let those good-for-nothings know this!
And one more thing guys! This is really an order. Don’t even dare to discuss what I write beyond this point with any living soul. No you won’t be doomed or cursed, but one never knows what may happen in the next second. So remain alert even if you are discussing about this post with inanimate objects! No, I don’t want to scare away the brave. Never! Just warning you!
Ha! Ha! Guys, take it light. I am just joking. You don’t even need copyrights to publish this thing! But I do hope you won’t take the liberty to do so without taking my permission. That’s not advisable or acceptable. (Did you just say “who wants to publish this damned thing!”? Well then, just get out of my blog space. You don’t have a right to be here. Understood?)

What should I write about? I don’t wish to write about the rather forgettable experiences with my roomie or to write about the unforgettable grub. I have no intention to write about the forgettable physics courses or to write about the unforgettable founder’s day programme. Forgive me but I am in no mood to write about my first ever single digit score or about the exhilarating Jaipur trip I went on. Not about the delight of joining the zealous department of art and decoration. Not about the college fests Oasis and Apogee. Not about the innumerable treats and farewells. And not even about my friends and foes!

You know what! I am going to be a senior very soon… Ah! Let my college reopen after these hols… And then I can rag those stupid loony narrow-minded juvenile brutes! The first thing I am gonna ask them to do… rather not to do… is…not to attempt to sum up their first year at college in half a thousand words! Because that’s not humanly possible… And they are not gods! Nor am I one… nor are you one!
Hey, but go ahead… check it out! This is a 500 word affair as promised!



What? Aha! So you did think I will keep my promise!
I did... but I fooled you… it’s a 500 from the word 'onwards'!